The Politicians Are Too Damn Stupid [The Rent is Too Damn High]
The following is my extremely overdue submission for a column assignment in editorial writing.
America is tired of its politicians.
It’s not hard to see why. They’re self-serving. They’re disingenuous. And, worst of all, they’re out of touch. When the majority of executive civil “servants” spend their time in governor’s mansions, Washington hotels, and White Houses, how can they appreciate one of the most pressing problems to the average working Joe?
Namely, the fact that the rent is too damn high.
Enter Jimmy McMillan in the New York Governor’s Race of 2010.
McMillan is a portly African-American man with a distinctive gray beard. He’s recently received attention for his unique debate protocol in the governor’s race. His platform is simple. The rent in New York is high. Too damn high. Mr. McMillan is also a karate expert, as he’s keen to point out, and believes in citizens’ rights to marry footwear.
Podcast – Forced Remembrance
Here you go, Podcast Two a week after Podcast One. It’s like I’m keeping schedules or something.
This week I tackle my problems with Facebook Lite, I put in a few good words for The Blueprint 3, and discuss the heavy topic of remembering 9/11.
Music: “Empire State of Mind” featuring Alicia Keys and “Run This Town” featuring Rihanna from Jay-Z’s new album The Blueprint 3. [Sellout moment] Buy it on Amazon.com today for $3.99 [/sellout moment.]
The file should be stable now, so you can listen right here, and if you want to see prior episodes in one location you can visit my temporary hosting location. Also, the first episode is on iTunes, and I think if you subscribe, the second will come your way soon. Just search for “Phil the Pill” at the iTunes store.
Shout out to Pierce with today’s XKCD comic:
The Big Mac Index
There is no good time to do laundry. I’m not awake enough to do it in the morning. There are better things to do in the afternoon. And once I start it in the evening, I manage to forget it’s there long enough for me to be doing it until 3 in the morning.
New blog mission: Find out how to clean clothes more efficiently.
So Christopher Johnson has to work twice as long as Barack Obama once would have had to if he wanted to eat a Big Mac.
Good thing he eats cat food.
School tomorrow. And perhaps the return of regular blogging with the first Magnanimous Monday of the school year.
A friend you probably won’t like
We’re still not in the swing of things. School starts on Monday.
Photo dump.
Meerkat Mannerisms
As life is still busy, I can’t take too much time to survey the political landscape and make the innagural podcast or Fact & Philos. So we’re going to ease back into the daily blogging thing and I will probably be talking about things that actually go on in my life for the first couple of weeks of school. So to everyone who doesn’t want to know about the mundane trials of a college upperclassmen….suck it?
Tonks and I are moved in to our new apartment. She provided some nice furniture and we have Chin Chin’s loveseat to sit on as well. My room is still a mess, but the addition of a bed from Prodigal is giving it a room-type feel. One of these days I should hang my clothes. I think I’ll be going into Christiansburg in search of a desk today.
Last night, after a day of helping returning MCers move into their dorm, someone had the brilliant plan of going to Cedar Point and gettng there as it opened. I was excited for my last chance to destress before the semester started…then when the voices of reason factored in cost, time, and sleep deprivation, the exhuastation of the day hit me. No one ended up going.
And that’s the boring version of how I almost went to Cedar Point on a whim.
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Anyway, we’ll just do a small photo dump today. From the latest Cracked photoshop contest, the truth about textbooks in college:
Manolin the cat is very big right now, more than twice his kitten size. The next plan is to introduce him into African wildlife:
Speaking of Meerkats…
Okay, must get ready for Christiansburg. The blog will regain substance sometime after classes start.
Lazy blog: Funny church sign
Welcome Back Guide being produced all this week. So no time to blog extensively.
But at least today was a fulfilling day.
The Best 4th of July YouTube Videos
Wow, the blog kind of collapsed this week, didn’t it? Well, PtP faithful, you can be content in knowing that I passed my final and got an A in comparative government, a class which pretty much tanked my GPA in 2007 and contributed to my uphill battle with academics in college. Now that I’ve proved to a certain professor that an introductory level course doesn’t require graduate level analysis in order to learn something, I can set my sights on the future with more clarity.
And hey, it’s Independence Day.
There’s many ways I could celebrate Independence Day on this blog. I could join the media ranks in commentating on Sarah Palin’s resignation and what this means for America. Or, I could actually talk about something important and pay more attention to North Korea’s missile testing. Perhaps looking into some humanitarian crises abroad. Unfortunately, my ancestral home of Colombia is currently mired in a cash-for-non-guerilla-corpses scandal. We could talk about the integrity of journalism, now that the Washington Post has attempted to sell access to the President, legislators, etc. in order to save its declining newspaper industry.
Unfortunately for anyone seeking substance, my mind is definitely on holiday. So, instead, I will bring you the best videos to watch on Independence Day. Some you may find appropriately reverent. Some not.
We will, hopefully, return to our regular scheduled media watching and issue discussion by next week.
Happy Fourth.
Because we all could use a geography refresher.
Because Latinos ARE America.
Combining two of the most American things: Captain American and jingoism.
Hey, don’t be upset. I never made a blog post for Canada Day.
In honor of the U.S.A. soccer team’s good show at the FIFA confederation cup, Landon Donovan: a true American hero.
Also American as Apple Pie: Top Gear.
That’s all I have for right now. Heading to Salem and Roanoke to celebrate the 4th with Fox (formerly Pocahontas).
Happy Independence Day!
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